I’m Sat Drunk In The Beer Garden Of A Rock Bar And Some Chick Is Happily Explaining That “So Jonathan

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

First time Jonathan sees Dracula crawling down the castle walls: Shock! Horror! This is not a man but surely some demonic creature!

Second time Jonathan sees Dracula crawling down the castle walls: whatever, dude. I'm so over this shit.

Happy May 12th !!

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

It’s that time of year where for months I cry over Dracula being a love letter to humanity. There are good people in the word despite the monsters. There is love despite the horrors. There is light despite the dark.

I survived paprika hendl and all I got were these queer dreams

Surely this year, my good friend Jonathan Harker is gonna get the hot girl summer he deserves.

"Mina is Dracula's long lost lover and Van Helsing is his archnemesis" shut the fuck up it's the exact opposite of this

Someone PLEASE warn Jonathan Harker before he departs on the worst interrailing trip of all time in approximately eight days