“nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels”

God I love Mina so much. She's my girl, my queen, my badass detective. I can see why Jonathan is absolutely smitten with her bc I would be feral about Mina if I was him.

Is his name Jack or John.

Happy Dracula day to all who celebrate

The townsfolk seem terrified of the count... and to the point where they're trying to delay Jonathan, too. Surely the count can't be all that dangerous, right? Jonathan did get a new necklace, though, which is cool.

they invented a new low just for me

Me anytime I get a notification from Substack that isn’t Dracula Daily: this isn’t my dear friend Jonathan Harker >:(

today the lovely man i share my home with thought i was warning him about my period when i told him that dracula daily season was coming 💀

Someone PLEASE warn Jonathan Harker before he departs on the worst interrailing trip of all time in approximately eight days

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.