"Mina Is Dracula's Long Lost Lover And Van Helsing Is His Archnemesis" Shut The Fuck Up It's The Exact

God I love Mina so much. She's my girl, my queen, my badass detective. I can see why Jonathan is absolutely smitten with her bc I would be feral about Mina if I was him.

I’m sorry I was talking with someone about the AP lit prompt for the third essay today and said that I used the Dracula novel and the character of Jonathan to write the essay, Yknow, cuz it fit. And they straight up said “Are you kidding me, isn’t that a movie?”

Bro.

Advanced placement student.

Literature and composition.

Dracula Daily PSA: Please remember Mina Murray is the most important character in the book. Okay have fun

Just ONE kitten I beg of you. I am on my knees, I beg of you. Just one.

Hi on my knees, I’m Jack Seward.

dracula lying on the couch flipping through tourist guides to england is so funny. every dracula adaptation should include that scene

in catsle dracula. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. a shovel in draculas face

in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

At the end of this month we'll be rescheduling all the Re: Dracula episodes for re-release on their dates! If you're part way through your Dracula listen now would be a good time to finish OR just wait and rejoin the fun in May.

At the same time, we'll be moving the Re: Carmilla episodes to their own rss feed! These won't be re-released on any schedule, just moved over. If you're part way through your Carmilla listen, don't fret, you won't have to wait.

First time Jonathan sees Dracula crawling down the castle walls: Shock! Horror! This is not a man but surely some demonic creature!

Second time Jonathan sees Dracula crawling down the castle walls: whatever, dude. I'm so over this shit.

I love reading classic books because I get part way through one and I suddenly realise that despite its prevalence in pop culture, I don't actually know what it's about, or how it ends.

and that is great. because then I get to read the rest of it and then, finally, I sit there and I go "oh, fuck, THAT'S why it's a classic!"