Latest Posts by lestappenislife - Page 2

POV: Lando Norris has the fastest car on the grid and doesn’t know how to fucking race with it.

such a shame they cancelled the austrian gp this year oh well see you guys next year!

When I show up to the #1 Lestappen shipper competition and my opponent is fucking Verstappen.com

CHARLES POSTING MAX ON MAIN AND HIS STORY???

JUST POST THE WEDDING PICS AT THIS POINT

Carlos Sainz try to not be a whiny bitch every time someone overtakes him challenge!!!

(Extremely Difficult) (Gone Wrong)

I just know Charles Leclerc has a personal connection to the I Hate It Here x The Lakes mashup and is currently distraught.

JAMES VOWLES SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WANTING TO FIRE LOGAN FOR 24 HOURS CHALLENGE!!! **gone wrong** **failed**

The way this picture is so metaphorical because Seb, Redbull’s golden boy, has the sunlight shining in his face and is waving to fans while Mark, Redbull’s doomed by the narrative 2nd driver, is hidden in the darkness of the car and letting Seb get all the attention.

I’m so normal about them!!

OLLIE GETTING CALLED BABY/BABYDOLL BY THE FERRARI MECHANICS??!!??!?

HELLO?? THIS NEEDS TO BE TALKED ABOUT BECAUSE WHAT

Fred and Charles jumping into the water 🤣

Just as I predicted😍

watching the front positions of f1: Same 5 guys trading off finishing positions with each other every week

watching the midfield/backrunners of f1: Pierre Gasly and Esteban Ocon are roleplaying Javert and Hugh Jackman in a Les Miserables fight to mutually assured destruction over a no-points position. Lewis Hamilton is going to physically fight his own car to the death. Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo are going to physically fight each other to the death, but Daniel has a disadvantage because Lance Stroll has a sniper rifle aimed at his head. The Saubers are rewriting the federalist papers in the pits. Kevin Magnussen has planted a bomb on the track, and the blast has inevitably caught a Williams.

"It's x's home race because he drives for an Italian team" "Its y's home race because he speaks Italian" WRONG. It's Yuki Tsunoda's home race because he literally lives 15km from the track and the nonnas in town call him Yukino

behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person.

New curse dropped?

You know it’s bad when even Max falls victim to it…

A book explaining everything that has happened between Formula 1 drivers would be longer than the Bible.

So there’s Lando who is in love with Carlos, who have been together since the moment they met, but Carlos is also probably sleeping with Charles, even though their relationship seems to be falling to pieces, but Charles is also in love with Max, who is his literal soulmate and they’re obsessed with each other, but Max is also in love with Daniel, who was his older, cooler teammate who he pathetically fell in love with, but Max was also kinda in love with Carlos when they were younger, and now that’s over but Lando now has a weird thing going on with Oscar, who is his younger much calmer teammate, but Oscar has a thing going on with Logan, who is his childhood friend, and Logan is teammates with Alex, who loves his girlfriend but also kinda loves George, who is also his childhood friend, and George also loves his girlfriend but also kinda loves Alex, but George also has a weird thing for Lewis, who is his teammate and a big thing in f1, and Lewis had a lovers to enemies thing with Nico, who used to be his best friend, but he also had cute little thing with Seb, who was his rival but in a cute way, and Seb was basically married to Kimi, who had a soft spot for Seb, but Seb also had a toxic thing with Mark, the promising Red Bull driver that never accomplished what he wanted, and Mark was absolutely gone on Fernando, who was also absolutely gone on him, but Jenson was also gone on Fernando, who was his teammate at mclaren, and Jenson also could’ve had a thing with Seb and a thing with Nico, but—

PART TWO

one day you’re casually interested in cars going vroom and the next you discover brocedes and life is simply never the same afterwards

Leo is his CHILD.

They even look alike🙏

Lacy is both the worst and best thing to have happened to Formula 1

I haven’t known a day of peace since the F1 editors found this song.

Carlos is so wrong for calling Yuki out like that😭

But also so correct🙏

YOUR HONOR, I AM NOT PROUD OF THE SOUND THAT WAS EXTRACTED FROM MY SOUL WHEN I SAW THESE PICTURES.

OH MY LORD HIS THIGHSSSS😭🙏

I AM UNWELL.

Currently writing a short (smutty) fic about Max getting back at Charles for giggling at his DNF in the cool down room, iykyk.

While I know that Charles wasn’t laughing directly at Max, I still find it hilarious and want to write about Max being hot and ‘punishing’ Charles.

Wild take, but I’ve decided that Charles planned it because he knows how hot Max is when he’s jealous and mad. (And especially because of how much harder he’ll get fucked.)

Is this something you guys would be interested in reading? And if so, feel free to add any suggestions, I’m not done so I’d be happy to write in some of your ideas!!🫶🫶

This is the giggle of a man with no regrets.

Then there’s Kimi never getting his drink😖💔

Ollie Bearman (Jeddah 2024): “The drink is going everywhere except in my mouth!” Charles Leclerc (Abu Dhabi 2022): “Grazie, grazie… [chokes on water] Oh, I pressed the drinks button. Ohhhh! Grazie ragazzi!”

Name a more iconic duo than Ferrari drivers + struggling with the drink. 😓

Convinced my 10 year old brother that Charles Leclerc and Max Verstappen are dating by showing him edits of them longingly staring at each other.

If there’s a will, there’s a way, and Lestappen is literally the inevitable and the predestined.

“Men will create intricate rituals to see their mortal enemy.”

It’s okay you can call out lestappen we’re all thinking it