“Men Will Create Intricate Rituals To See Their Mortal Enemy.”

FIA was really handing out penalties this weekend like a middle schooler with gum

I got a tonsillectomy on Tuesday, had to go into emergency surgery last night, woke up and sobbed because I missed the first half of the race, then took drugs for my throat pain and ranted on Tumblr about Max Verstappen and Lando Norris.

Sorry yall had to deal with that, my life has been utter chaos recently😭✊

YOUR HONOR, I AM NOT PROUD OF THE SOUND THAT WAS EXTRACTED FROM MY SOUL WHEN I SAW THESE PICTURES.

OH MY LORD HIS THIGHSSSS😭🙏

I AM UNWELL.

Oscar is Zendaya confirmed??

Should’ve known from the way he laughs at Lando’s terrible jokes…even more proof that Lando is Tom

“three tickets to challengers please”

Fred and Charles jumping into the water 🤣

CHARLES POSTING MAX ON MAIN AND HIS STORY???

JUST POST THE WEDDING PICS AT THIS POINT

LESTAPPEN 1-2 REAL F1 IS BACK BABY!!!

Then there’s Kimi never getting his drink😖💔

Ollie Bearman (Jeddah 2024): “The drink is going everywhere except in my mouth!” Charles Leclerc (Abu Dhabi 2022): “Grazie, grazie… [chokes on water] Oh, I pressed the drinks button. Ohhhh! Grazie ragazzi!”

Name a more iconic duo than Ferrari drivers + struggling with the drink. 😓

DIVAAAAAAAA!!!!!💜💜💜💜

MY BEAUTIFUL FASHION KING ZHOU GUANYU SCORING HIS TEAM’S FIRST POINTS IN ONE OF THE MOST CHAOTIC RACES THIS SEASON!!!!<3

JUST OPENED THE TEAMREDLINE STREAM TO MAX MOTHERFUCKING VERSTAPPEN SAYING “DARLING,” AND “DADDY,” HELLO?????

THEN PROCEEDING TO DISS THE BRITISH AS HE SHOULD!!!

BUT ACTUALLY WHAT IS IN THE AIR CUS THE MAN IS MENACING💀🙏