When I Show Up To The #1 Lestappen Shipper Competition And My Opponent Is Fucking Verstappen.com

Chris: Where are you, Max?

Max: I’m coming, darling!

The fanfic writers were apparently right in assuming that Max would use “darling,” or “schatje,” as a term of endearment!!!

Real person fiction? Nah, real person TRUTH.

JAMES VOWLES SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WANTING TO FIRE LOGAN FOR 24 HOURS CHALLENGE!!! **gone wrong** **failed**

Fred and Charles jumping into the water 🤣

I got a tonsillectomy on Tuesday, had to go into emergency surgery last night, woke up and sobbed because I missed the first half of the race, then took drugs for my throat pain and ranted on Tumblr about Max Verstappen and Lando Norris.

Sorry yall had to deal with that, my life has been utter chaos recently😭✊

A book explaining everything that has happened between Formula 1 drivers would be longer than the Bible.

So there’s Lando who is in love with Carlos, who have been together since the moment they met, but Carlos is also probably sleeping with Charles, even though their relationship seems to be falling to pieces, but Charles is also in love with Max, who is his literal soulmate and they’re obsessed with each other, but Max is also in love with Daniel, who was his older, cooler teammate who he pathetically fell in love with, but Max was also kinda in love with Carlos when they were younger, and now that’s over but Lando now has a weird thing going on with Oscar, who is his younger much calmer teammate, but Oscar has a thing going on with Logan, who is his childhood friend, and Logan is teammates with Alex, who loves his girlfriend but also kinda loves George, who is also his childhood friend, and George also loves his girlfriend but also kinda loves Alex, but George also has a weird thing for Lewis, who is his teammate and a big thing in f1, and Lewis had a lovers to enemies thing with Nico, who used to be his best friend, but he also had cute little thing with Seb, who was his rival but in a cute way, and Seb was basically married to Kimi, who had a soft spot for Seb, but Seb also had a toxic thing with Mark, the promising Red Bull driver that never accomplished what he wanted, and Mark was absolutely gone on Fernando, who was also absolutely gone on him, but Jenson was also gone on Fernando, who was his teammate at mclaren, and Jenson also could’ve had a thing with Seb and a thing with Nico, but—

PART TWO

Carlos Sainz try to not be a whiny bitch every time someone overtakes him challenge!!!

(Extremely Difficult) (Gone Wrong)

LESTAPPEN 1-2 REAL F1 IS BACK BABY!!!

Currently writing a short (smutty) fic about Max getting back at Charles for giggling at his DNF in the cool down room, iykyk.

While I know that Charles wasn’t laughing directly at Max, I still find it hilarious and want to write about Max being hot and ‘punishing’ Charles.

Wild take, but I’ve decided that Charles planned it because he knows how hot Max is when he’s jealous and mad. (And especially because of how much harder he’ll get fucked.)

Is this something you guys would be interested in reading? And if so, feel free to add any suggestions, I’m not done so I’d be happy to write in some of your ideas!!🫶🫶

This is the giggle of a man with no regrets.

one day you’re casually interested in cars going vroom and the next you discover brocedes and life is simply never the same afterwards