John Price Who Makes Excuses To Come See You When Everyone Knows Exactly Why He Always Spends His Time

After a few too many drinks

Vincent: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Bo: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Vincent: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Lester: edible

Ah, yes. My favorite duo in scream

Every time Norman Bates stuttered in Psycho

"noooo you can't ship shadouge they are found family/siblings/mlm wlw solidarity/etc"

well...

...so Rouge is into inc3st??

chrissy: eddie, please, could you put the kids to bed? eddie: sure thing honey!

*three hours later*

eddie: “That’s enough!” said Beorn. “Sit down and be quiet! Now go on, Gandalf!” So Gandalf went on with the tale, until he came to the fight in the dark, the discovery of the lower gate, and their horror when they found that Mr. Baggins had been mislaid…..

Let’s play a game of Laster tag!!!!!!!!!

You In or not???????

By the way I can’t imagine Hannibal lecter ever playing a game of laser tag but it’s fun to imagine.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

༺ Peter ballard x reader hcs༻

✧This is my first time writing since like middle school so don’t judge lol. Also if you like these lemme know id love to continue experimenting with writing:)✧

♡ Humming or lightly singing to himself/ for you before you go to bed. Songs like: je te laisserai des mots by Patrick Watson, Cherry Wine by Hozier, Roslyn by Bon Iver. (obviously those weren’t out at the time but yk)

♡ He’s a musical boy, he can def play the piano, even though he got somewhat rusty from the years in the lab

♡ When he gets jealous he tries so hard to not make it obvious but there’s always a small giveaway, like a jaw clench or heavy breathing

♡ Peter isn’t necessarily good or bad, there are parts of him that are manipulative by nature, other parts of him want to take care of you no matter what, helping you with every task

♡ That’s one thing he loves, he loves helping you and guiding you with everything you do. Tying your shoes for you, brushing your hair, dressing you, undressing you

♡ He smells very strongly of lavender and clean linen

♡ He loves it when you sit on his lap

♡ He loves eye contact, forced eye contact that makes you nervous

♡ He likes to pet you, stroking your back or your hair while you sit with him

♡ I know he reads a lot, loves reading to you

♡ He loves how naive and ditsy you can be (i’m a pro bimbo writer)

♡ More a of a listener than a talker himself, but he’s always engaged, nodding, playing with your hair, making that eye contact he loves

♡ His kisses are usually relatively soft despite his grip always being firm on you, he holds your waist or your face firmly keeping you in place

♡ Spoils you, i guess this would take place more after you escape but he still always would

♡ Hand holding

♡ Knows how to slow dance and loves to guide you to it as you stand on his shoes

♡ Peter CONSTANTLY has nightmares and usually needs to check on you to make sure you’re alright, but bro seriously never sleeps

Hiccups and Cuddles

I'm still a little tipsy, I haven't been able to sleep. I've had a cup of tea, some biscuits and some left over pizza.

All I want is Bo so I wrote this.

Soft husband Bo looking after his drunk partner 💕

You and Bo were lounging on the couch. You had a couple of beers and were fine, it was only when Lester said you should all do some shots that it all went down hill from there.

Vincent and Lester had gone to bed a few hours ago so now it was just you and Bo.

It was when you started giggling at random things then you ended up with the hiccups that Bo knew you were drunk. Even when you weren't laughing and you were just sitting there your hiccups would start up again. Bo finished his drink in one swig before placing the empty beer bottle on the living room table.

"Come on darlin' let's get to bed"

"I'm fine *hiccup* Bo I don't need *hiccup* to go to sleep *hiccup*"

He half rolled his eyes at your drunken stubbornness "baby your literally fallin asleep on the couch and you've got the hiccups."

You began to pout at your husband's words "no i am not *hiccup*"

Bo thought your hiccups were adorable and was desperately trying not tease you. No that would be a job for tomorrow.

"I'll give you some cuddles and make you a cup of tea." Bo trying to make a deal so you would actually fall asleep in bed instead of finding you passed out in a werid and no doubt uncomfortable spot.

"Hmmm" you pretend to think about it, "ok, but you gotta carry me" Reaching your arms out with your hands moving in a gimme motion.

Bo chuckled softly at your actions. Picking you up carrying you on his hip, your legs wrapped around his waist and your arms around his neck. He walked into the kitchen to make you some tea. "Ya want some biscuits darlin?"

"Yes please"

He finished making your tea, handed you your favourite biscuits then carried you and your drink upstairs to your shared bedroom.

Bo carefully dropped you on the bed, putting your drink down so he could help you get changed into your sleep wear. Which was just one of his shirts and some shorts or pajama bottoms depending on the weather. Bo stripped down to his underwear before joining you in bed.

You finished your drink, placing it on the nightstand. Snuggling up to your husband, you nuzzle your face into his chest to breathe in more of his scent. He tightens his arms around you, kissing your forehead. "Good night my love"

"Night Bunny" you fall asleep listening to the sound of his heart.

Soft OG!Michael Myers NSFW HC’S

Summary: How Michael reacts to his first time with Reader (GN!Reader but if I accidentally wrote anything specific please lmk)

Not proof read.

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