Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
*Grogu watching y/n with intense eyes*
Y/n: what is he doing?
Ashoka: thinking. Making an important decision.
Y/n:oh I see. So we just wait?
Ashoka: yes.
~many hours later~
Y/n: is he done? I'm getting kinda impatient.
Grogu, looking at Ashoka: pato...
Ashoka: he is chosen you to be his mother. Congratulations.
Y/n: what?
Ashoka: he also said "please". Because his dad kinda sucks at flirting.
Lila: *holding her newborn child* They’re so beautiful.
Doctor: We’re gonna have to give them some shots.
Lila: Oh, hell yeah! Pour up, it’s their birthday.
Diego: Lila no-
besties!!!!
John Price who makes excuses to come see you when everyone knows exactly why he always spends his time with you
John Price who is always taking you to get dinner or drinks “just to catch up, love”
John Price who is always a gentleman, but always stands a little too close when he’s talking to you
John Price who never takes his eyes off of you when you’re in a room with him
John Price who can’t help but trail his gaze up your body every time he sees you
John Price who always notices the way you lean into his touch and shiver when he whispers in your ear
John Price who can’t remember the last time he fell for someone like this
John Price who is determined to make you his
happy birthday @caroll-in !!!
Every single fanfic writer that ever made Five be a sarcastic ass to his partner must be rolling like a bayblade rn because S3 literally confirmed that Five is a sappy old man who calls his wife "my angel" and cheesily says things like "come to me"
lol this dude is super sappy to his partner and there is no doubt in my mind he was a devoted and adoring husband to his bald mannequin wife😌
Let’s play a game of Laster tag!!!!!!!!!
You In or not???????
By the way I can’t imagine Hannibal lecter ever playing a game of laser tag but it’s fun to imagine.
Hello! I’m back~ This time with Dee and Lif being cute together 🖤
Vincent: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Y/n: Put spaghetti in it.
Vincent: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Bo: Put spaghetti in it.
Vincent: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Lester: Put spaghetti in it.
Vincent: I'm no longer taking suggestions.