Every Single Fanfic Writer That Ever Made Five Be A Sarcastic Ass To His Partner Must Be Rolling Like

that man did not pick his hat and dust it off (spl mention: very sexily on his thigh) and wear it, all after falling off a fucking heli and almost getting killed by it's blade for some of y'all to whine about it.

Hiccups and Cuddles

I'm still a little tipsy, I haven't been able to sleep. I've had a cup of tea, some biscuits and some left over pizza.

All I want is Bo so I wrote this.

Soft husband Bo looking after his drunk partner 💕

You and Bo were lounging on the couch. You had a couple of beers and were fine, it was only when Lester said you should all do some shots that it all went down hill from there.

Vincent and Lester had gone to bed a few hours ago so now it was just you and Bo.

It was when you started giggling at random things then you ended up with the hiccups that Bo knew you were drunk. Even when you weren't laughing and you were just sitting there your hiccups would start up again. Bo finished his drink in one swig before placing the empty beer bottle on the living room table.

"Come on darlin' let's get to bed"

"I'm fine *hiccup* Bo I don't need *hiccup* to go to sleep *hiccup*"

He half rolled his eyes at your drunken stubbornness "baby your literally fallin asleep on the couch and you've got the hiccups."

You began to pout at your husband's words "no i am not *hiccup*"

Bo thought your hiccups were adorable and was desperately trying not tease you. No that would be a job for tomorrow.

"I'll give you some cuddles and make you a cup of tea." Bo trying to make a deal so you would actually fall asleep in bed instead of finding you passed out in a werid and no doubt uncomfortable spot.

"Hmmm" you pretend to think about it, "ok, but you gotta carry me" Reaching your arms out with your hands moving in a gimme motion.

Bo chuckled softly at your actions. Picking you up carrying you on his hip, your legs wrapped around his waist and your arms around his neck. He walked into the kitchen to make you some tea. "Ya want some biscuits darlin?"

"Yes please"

He finished making your tea, handed you your favourite biscuits then carried you and your drink upstairs to your shared bedroom.

Bo carefully dropped you on the bed, putting your drink down so he could help you get changed into your sleep wear. Which was just one of his shirts and some shorts or pajama bottoms depending on the weather. Bo stripped down to his underwear before joining you in bed.

You finished your drink, placing it on the nightstand. Snuggling up to your husband, you nuzzle your face into his chest to breathe in more of his scent. He tightens his arms around you, kissing your forehead. "Good night my love"

"Night Bunny" you fall asleep listening to the sound of his heart.

stu: that’s right sidney i’m gay, and so is billy.

billy: what? i ain’t gay.

stu: what are you talking about? you took me to that club.

billy: so? they play good music there.

stu: and what about our trip to san francisco

billy: i wanted to go shopping.

stu: but, you made love to me?

billy: no wait, hold on hold on.. first off all you sucked my dick.

simon who offers you his lap to sit in when there’s not enough chairs at the bar the lot of you are at.

simon whose hand is placed on your lower back to ‘make sure you don’t fall back’.

simon who notices you aren’t focusing on soaps storytelling because you can feel his hand as he slides it closer to your ass.

simon who follows you when you quickly excuse yourself to the washroom.

simon who sits you on the sink and slowly slides his hand up your thigh, moving the fabric of your dress up.

simon who eats you out right there while you tug at his hair and squeeze his head between your thighs but he’s not one to complain, especially when he loves it.

simon who says he isn’t hungry when the squad orders food because he “had something better earlier”.

the great gatsby but instead of "in my younger and more vulnerable years" it starts with

Hello! I’m back~ This time with Dee and Lif being cute together 🖤

I would immediately ask him the stupidest questions. “Did you have toilets back then?” “Do you know what an oven is?” “Things must’ve been great before guns were invented, huh?”

another one <3

Hi, hello! I hope you are good and take care of yourself!

I need to say I ADORE how you write! Whenever I feel bad or bored I open your account and read what you wrote! Keep ip the good work!

Since I'm fixated on CoD lately, would you be able to do this with any character of your choosing? Maybe especily Ghost and Alejandro?

I can write that! I love angst/hurt/comfort!

Pairing: Simon "Ghost" Riley, Alejandro Vargas x Fem!Reader

Tags: fluff, hurt/comfort, protectiveness, angst, hugs, cuddles, soothing kisses

A/N: I'm not on TikTok a lot but there are some good prompts on there for sure.

Simon loves you more than anyone, he's confident in his abilities on the battlefield. Yet he worries about your well being whenever he leaves. Coming back and seeing that you're safe and sound and alive is the best he could ever ask for.

His injuries? Nevermind them, he's a big guy, he can handle that. Hates to see you crying because of him. He knows you hate the thought of losing him but you don't have to worry. He'll always come back to you. He will always come back, walk through that door and sweep you off your feet and into a big kiss, whispering how much he's missed that smile of yours.

Alejandro worries about leaving you alone. He doesn't want you to constantly have to wake up alone, you'd be better off with someone else instead of him putting you though all that stress every time he goes on a mission.

He holds you close every night, kissing your forehead and telling you how much he loves you. That's why he wants you to have someone by your side always. You don't want anyone else. You want him, to come back to you, to call you, to hear his voice, feel his embrace. There's nowhere you'd feel better then in his arms, with his lips pressed against yours.

chrissy: eddie, please, could you put the kids to bed? eddie: sure thing honey!

*three hours later*

eddie: “That’s enough!” said Beorn. “Sit down and be quiet! Now go on, Gandalf!” So Gandalf went on with the tale, until he came to the fight in the dark, the discovery of the lower gate, and their horror when they found that Mr. Baggins had been mislaid…..