Has This Been Done Yet

𝐌𝐖𝟐 + 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 !

simon “ghost” riley kisses you on the forehead.  ghost isn’t big on pda, but he’s starving for your touch at the same time.  kiss him back on his skull mask, and he’ll become putty in your hands.

john “soap” mactavish kisses you like he needs it.  when he’s around you, soap cannot control himself (ghost teases him religiously for it).  a peck turns into a kiss, then soon enough you’re both fucking on the couch.

phillip graves likes short, sweet kisses.  at first, graves is hesitant to show vulnerability; but as time passes, he slowly begins to open up.  you’re his good luck charm before missions, so he’ll leave a peck on your lips before he goes.

alejandro vargas kisses you passionately with tongue like it’s his last.  despite being acquainted with the worst of death and bloodshed, his ultimate fear is losing you.  so while alejandro has the chance, he wants to constantly remind you that you’re loved.

kyle “gaz” garrick loves soft neck kisses.  he does like pda, but nothing too graphic.  there’s never a moment where you’re not holding hands with gaz.  he’ll cuddle and share banter with you until your sides hurt from laughing.

john price cups your face before squarely kissing you on the lips.  gaz has berated both of you in the past for showing too much pda, so price only uses tongue in private.

valeria garza kisses you in secret.  no one knows the identity of el sin nombre, and valeria intends to keep it that way.  when she does kiss you, her kisses are soft and languid, and her sin nombre façade completely fades away.

stu: been going through an episode sorry if i’ve been acting kinda off for the past few weeks.

billy: eps last weeks?

stu: they can last months…

billy: tf is you watchin?

cum come get y’all juice ig

Benwaka HC’S because they act like a married couple

•They’re still wondering if they like each other or not, because they became enemies to friends thanks to Shinichiro, and they don’t understand sh-t since he left, dumbest 20-something mfs istg.

•Benkei is labeled ‘KMG’s scary dog’ but he’s so nice to Waka, he’d ask him if he wants him to fight in his place so he can rest, which he never thinks of offensively, but still declines in a very sweet way.

•They babysat Mikey and Emma on various occasions, now that the ‘little kid’ is hella sleep deprived, Wakasa always demands him to go to bed, but he obviously doesn’t, until he goes to call Benkei and by the time they enter the room, he’s fast asleep, asking why they woke him up.

•Go on walks together, talk for hours and grab a bite somewhere, after that’s done, big strong Ben will pick up Waka and continue to move around, he also doesn’t mind the smell of smoke above him, he’s actually associated it with him, whenever smoke and slow footsteps are heard, his first thought is Wakasa.

•Lifting his smoking gremlin up is a MUST for Benkei, can’t reach something on a shelf? Benkei. Look short while fighting? Benkei. Really tired of moving or even just standing? You guessed it, Benkei! ✨tall friend privileges✨.

Let me know if you want more!

Every time Norman Bates stuttered in Psycho

Let’s play a game of Laster tag!!!!!!!!!

You In or not???????

By the way I can’t imagine Hannibal lecter ever playing a game of laser tag but it’s fun to imagine.

Listen, listen LISTEN

Imagine Bo as a kid, using a chair to reach the kitchen counter just to make Lester his favourite snack. And like Lester is at the door checking their parents aren't coming.

AND HE STAYS WITH LESTER UNTIL HE HAS FINISHED EVERYTHING CAUSE HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE'S AT LEAST EATING SOMETHING SINCE THEIR PARENTS TEND TO FORGET ABOUT LESTER.

And he likes LISTENS TO LESTER WHEN HE RANTS ABOUT THINGS HE LIKES ECC CAUSE BO KNOWS HE DOESN'T HAS MANY PEOPLE PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM

AND EVEN NOW THAT THEY'RE GROWN UPS BO STILL REMEMBERS WHAT'S LESTER FAVOURITE SNACK AND EVERYTIME HE VISITS HE MAKES IT FOR HIM AND KEEPS DOING THE SAME THING OF LISTENING TO HIM

HE NEVER FORGETS ANYTHING LESTER SAYS AND NEVER MAKES HIM FEEL STUPID OR ANYTHING. LIKE HE GENUINELY ENJOYS SPENDING TIME WITH HIS LITTLE BROTHER

Bo is the best big bro ever, anyone who disagrees can CATCH THESE HANDS

YES BO IS SO SOFT FOR HIS BROTHERS AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

and making snacks for Lester? as kids and even adults?? especially Bo of all people, who constantly had trouble with his parents anyway???

like, I also think that Lester always brings Bo and Vincent snacks when he goes out grocery shopping

they all know each other's favourite snacks and foods and tbh Vincent will totally listen to Lester rant while doing art too, and Bo and Lester let Vincent show them his new works - maybe not the wax figures, but more personal things definitely

(Y/n): *slams books down in front of Gaz*

(Y/n): Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Gaz: You could of said literally anything else.

(Y/n), with a serious face: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Gaz: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

*Meanwhile, Somewhere*

Price, standing up suddenly:

Ghost:

Soap:

Laswell: Are you alright..?

Price: Something has happened…

-you’d start off helping him out and quickly move up the ranks until you’re his direct right hand woman

-he’s always super impressed with your work ethic

-he’s attracted to you from the start

-after a particularly rough night of mayhem he gets caught up in the moment and kisses you

-we all know what this leads to: some pretty kinky shit yo

-after that he trusts you even more as his second

-he gets super protective

-people were scared of you before but now? you’re the second most dangerous person in the city

-people know not to mess with you. not because the Joker will mess them up, but because you will

-the Joker adores your similarities

-people are scared enough of you two when you’re alone, let alone when you’re together

-people will literally piss themselves if the two of you show up

-Joker likes to play

-i mean, i’m not saying he’d totally get off on hurting people but he totally does fam

-whenever you get too caught up in doing your job as his right hand, sometimes he’s like, just live a little and will throw you over his shoulder

-driving super fast cars

-i mean you’re in a relationship but i feel like you would have made you way to the top before that happened so people still respect you

-the Joker would be pissed if they didn’t respect you

-idk this would be a pretty hella dynamic 

Vincent: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Lester: How?

Vincent: I need someone to take the fall.

Lester: What did you do?

Vincent: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Bo, from the other room: Oh my god.

Vincent: ...

Bo: OH MY GOD!

Lester: Make it a hundred.

Vincent: Deal.