Hello! I’m Back~ This Time With Dee And Lif Being Cute Together 🖤

besties!!!!

Vincent: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Lester: How?

Vincent: I need someone to take the fall.

Lester: What did you do?

Vincent: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Bo, from the other room: Oh my god.

Vincent: ...

Bo: OH MY GOD!

Lester: Make it a hundred.

Vincent: Deal.

Benwaka HC’S because they act like a married couple

•They’re still wondering if they like each other or not, because they became enemies to friends thanks to Shinichiro, and they don’t understand sh-t since he left, dumbest 20-something mfs istg.

•Benkei is labeled ‘KMG’s scary dog’ but he’s so nice to Waka, he’d ask him if he wants him to fight in his place so he can rest, which he never thinks of offensively, but still declines in a very sweet way.

•They babysat Mikey and Emma on various occasions, now that the ‘little kid’ is hella sleep deprived, Wakasa always demands him to go to bed, but he obviously doesn’t, until he goes to call Benkei and by the time they enter the room, he’s fast asleep, asking why they woke him up.

•Go on walks together, talk for hours and grab a bite somewhere, after that’s done, big strong Ben will pick up Waka and continue to move around, he also doesn’t mind the smell of smoke above him, he’s actually associated it with him, whenever smoke and slow footsteps are heard, his first thought is Wakasa.

•Lifting his smoking gremlin up is a MUST for Benkei, can’t reach something on a shelf? Benkei. Look short while fighting? Benkei. Really tired of moving or even just standing? You guessed it, Benkei! ✨tall friend privileges✨.

Let me know if you want more!

"noooo you can't ship shadouge they are found family/siblings/mlm wlw solidarity/etc"

well...

...so Rouge is into inc3st??

billy loomis: my mom left because my dad cheated on her with my girlfriends mom. wanna kill her?

stu macher, tryna hit: YESSSSsssSSSsSSSS 😍😍😍☺️☺️🤭🤭😙😙😂😂🥰🥰

Open Book

For the @drarrymicrofic prompt: found. Huge thanks to my sweetest love @basicallyahedgehog for helping me workshop this!

Draco was in the attic for ten minutes before he found it, in a box within a box, under a pile of clothes that likely hadn't seen the light of day in a decade. He flipped through the diary's slightly faded pages, stopping to read bits that made him chuckle, tear up, and ache with sympathy for his younger self.

Finally, Draco shut the diary and tucked it under his arm before he started trotting quickly down the stairs, He reached the living room to find Harry still there, fidgeting and wide-eyed.

"I know part of you is worried that what I said last night was just impulsive and in the heat of the moment. So, here," Draco said, tossing the diary toward Harry, who caught it easily. "Proof that I've been trying to figure out a way to tell you I love you for years. So if you can't believe me," he nodded at the diary in Harry's hands, "maybe you'll believe him."

Okay but ghost who is turned on by the size difference between you two. Ghost who notices one day that maybe your forearm and his dick are about equal lengths and thickness. Now he can’t stop imagining the bulge it would create in your tummy when he fucks you slow and deep. Ghost, who is guilty of manspreading whenever you walk into the room and lives for the blush that paints your cheeks as you notice his size, and he can’t help but puff his chest up with pride. Omg or ghost who remains unbeatable when you two spar, pinning you down on the mats so easily it’s laughable, pushing his pelvis into yours as one hand holds both your wrists above your head and he is absolutely living for the doe eyed look you give him from underneath. Just giving you my ghost brainrot of the hour lmao

His brain short-circuits when his whole hand easily fits around your wrist. He stops you from grabbing something and something thrums through him at the difference in size, but it digs in when he notices how wide your eyes go. Just staring down at his gloved hand on your wrist.

It's even worse if Ghost notices how much his fingers overlap around your ankle when he's pulling you back down the bed when you try to crawl away. He loves the way your breath hitches when your fingers barely touch after wrapping around his cock. When his boots frame your feet when he's fucking you from behind, it makes his blood pressure spike to see the two side by side.

He always makes you sit down first whenever you go out for a drink or stop at a diner for food. That way he's the first thing anyone sees before their eyes fall on you, and they never get too interested if they register the sheer size of him first. Their eyes sort of glance off you after that.

*y/n and ghost skipping stones on a lake*

y/n: it’s such a beautiful evening.

ghost, whispering: take that you fucking lake.

*Grogu watching y/n with intense eyes*

Y/n: what is he doing?

Ashoka: thinking. Making an important decision.

Y/n:oh I see. So we just wait?

Ashoka: yes.

~many hours later~

Y/n: is he done? I'm getting kinda impatient.

Grogu, looking at Ashoka: pato...

Ashoka: he is chosen you to be his mother. Congratulations.

Y/n: what?

Ashoka: he also said "please". Because his dad kinda sucks at flirting.

stu: been going through an episode sorry if i’ve been acting kinda off for the past few weeks.

billy: eps last weeks?

stu: they can last months…

billy: tf is you watchin?