Rodolfo: If you leave, I won't be here when you get back. I'll take the kids, and I'll go!
Soap: Rodolfo, don't-
Rodolfo: No, Johnny! You made your choices! It's me or those whores!
Soap: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO TO THOSE DAMN WHORES IF YOU DIDN'T NAG ME ALL DAMN DAY
Rodolfo:
Rodolfo: How could you say that to me?! In front of the children?!
Soap: Rudy-
Rodolfo: No! Leave! I take it back, you go and you don't come back, Johnny!
Gaz: ...are they okay?
Alejandro, not looking up from his book: Yeah, this is how they entertain themselves
Ghost: They argued for an hour last time. It was... honestly impressive
Alejandro, turning the page: Oscar worthy
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THE FALL GUYS MUSIC TOOK ME OUT LMAOOOOOOO
RAIN MUST FALL
─ An Anakin Skywalker x fem!reader smut imagine
─ Warnings: sex, oral sex (receiving), dirty talk, praise kink, soft but teasing Ani <3
─ Summary: Anakin wakes up to the beautiful scenery of his wife and the rain, and he simply can’t help himself but indulge in the beauty in front of him.
─ MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED
Anakin Skywalker woke up to the sound of rain pelting across the window, the sounds of thunderstorms rang in the distance.
The sky was grey and cloudy, the outside reminded him of the neverending rain on Kamino–the cloning facility, that place never seemed to see the light of day, and now, it seemed as if that dreadful thunderstorm over Kamino had rolled its way into the skies of Coruscant.
Anakin liked the rain. He didn’t prefer it, but he liked it. He liked that it wasn’t the awful sandstorms of Tatooine or of Geonosis. It always helped him find peace–it had the same effect as if he were in the Jedi Temple, in the room of a Thousand Fountains. He thought back to it briefly–he hadn’t been there since he was a padawan, it would be nice to revisit, though he hardly had time for anything these days. The war had always pounded at his back door, begging for his attention elsewhere, instead of finding peace for his own self.
Although, there was one thing he had time for, and he would always make time for, and that was his wife. He would make time for her over his own needs any day.
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Flashback to s3 of stranger things when Steve was tripping absolute balls after being drugged🤭😵💫
that man did not pick his hat and dust it off (spl mention: very sexily on his thigh) and wear it, all after falling off a fucking heli and almost getting killed by it's blade for some of y'all to whine about it.
I would immediately ask him the stupidest questions. “Did you have toilets back then?” “Do you know what an oven is?” “Things must’ve been great before guns were invented, huh?”
this meme is not relevant anymore but i wanted to do it anyway.
❥Fluff
❥Muichiro Tokito X Gn reader
❥not word counted
you sat in the grass on a small hill with a close friend of yours, the mist hashira. enjoying the warm spring air and the cool breeze, while staring up at the clouds in the deep blue sky, listening to Muichiro as he pointed up at the sky multiple times just listing the different types of shapes and animals he sees. taking the time to admire your best friend's features for a moment as he zoned out before he spoke again, "that one...", "hm?-which one?", "that one...", he pointed upward at the cloud making you look up, "oh that one, what about it?", he looked to the side trying to think of what the shape was. "uhh..umm that one long orange thing... with the green stuff on top, a vegetable...I think", it took you a moment to register his description of the object, but it came to your mind after a minute. "uh.. a carrot?", He nodded, "yeah that thing, that cloud looked like one", you looked at it a bit longer as it was now spread out from the wind, "well it did, Tokito, how do you forget what a carrot is?", He looked over at you with his eyebrows raised "I guess it just slipped my mind, most things do...I forgot the name of that one too..", He pointed at the cloud and you looked up again. sighing, and shaking your head as you realized that peaceful cloud watching has now turned into a guessing game with Muichiro.
Bo Sinclair x Reader
It's nearly 2am when I started writing, I woke up and now I can't get back to sleep, in desperate need of my husband and some softness. This is a cute thought I had 💜
The night started off with good, you went to bed around 10pm and were really grateful you fell asleep so quickly.
After closing the station and having some time to unwind, Bo joined you in bed getting under the covers spooning you with his head buried in the crock of your neck.
Four hours later you woke up, half open eyes looking over at the clock that read 2am. In your sleepy state you tried to get back to sleep only to wake up ten minutes later. Sighing to yourself in frustration you thought you were finally going to have a full night. In your lover's grasp you wriggle over on to your other side so you are facing him. You snuggled your face into his chest hoping he can help you get back to sleep. Unfortunately It seems your luck had ran out tonight as you awoke again five minutes later.
Feeling your eyes brimming up with tears, you slowly get out of bed carful not to wake your sleeping husband. Lighting a small candle, you made your way into the kitchen, switching on the small radio turning the volume down low. Placing the candle on the counter, grabbing some juice out the fridge you poured yourself a glass and put the carton back. You grabbed a book to read out the front room then jumped up to sit on the counter.
As Bo began to wake he reached over to pull you closer only to feel your side was a little bit cold. His eyes opened slowly, blinking a few times. Earlier in your relationship, he would have had more of a panic about you not being there, the thought is still there however you and him have been together for a long time and have been married for a couple years now. He knows you're not going to leave him but that doesn't stop his brain from torturing him with the thought.
He climbs out of bed pulling on some sweatpants then heading your shared room to find his lover. As he entered the kitchen, he saw you sitting on the counter wearing his shirt and reading some book the radio playing quietly in the background. He made his way towards you, gently placing his hands on your waist. Looking up you're met with your shirtless husband looking back at you. "Hey bunny, what time is it? What you doing up?"
"Hey darlin, I could ask you the same thing also it's about three in the morning"
Letting out a sigh you close your book and place it beside you "I just couldn't sleep. I didn't wanna disturb you, you looked so peaceful." Running your thumb over his cheek. "What bout you?"
"I just woke up, found out you weren't in bed so I came lookin."
You leaned down slightly to kiss his lips, when you heard that song on the radio. Bo seemed to have heard it aswell since his smile got bigger.
The song that you were listening to when you first came to Ambrose, the song that played on the radio in Bo's truck nearly every time you came back from a date, the song that played after Bo asked you to marry him, the song that played at your wedding, that was now playing at three in the morning while you were both in the kitchen because you couldn't sleep.
He lifted you off the counter onto the floor, turning the radio up a bit so you could hear it better but not loud enough to disturb anyone. Bo took one of your hands in his, pulling you closer softly with his other, wrapping it around your waist. You rested your hand on his chest also wrapping your arm around him. Slowly swaying to the music he softly pressed kisses to your forehead before laying his chin on top of your head.
Closing your eyes, smiling at the peaceful feeling coursing through your body. You open them when you hear your husband singing quietly along with song on the radio "I don't know how you do what you do, I'm so in love with you, it just keeps gettin' better"
You lift your head up, locking a loving gaze at your man. He leans forward softly pressing your foreheads together. You reach up putting your arms around his neck, his wrapping around your waist.
He continues singing "I wanna spend the rest of my life, with you by my side, forever and ever, every little thing that you do, baby I'm amazed by you"
Both smiling widely as you shared a kiss filled with pure love. Leaving a light kiss on your nose, Bo murmured "let's go back to bed darlin"
"Can you carry me?" Using your puppy dog eyes, Bo chuckled as he picked you up bridal style walking to your room. He plops you down on the bed as you let out a small giggle. Bo walks around to the other side to get into bed. After he made himself comfy you crawled over kissing his lips one last time before resting your head on his chest. Bo wraps his arm around you kissing the top of your head then saying goodnight. You both drift off into a peace filled sleep.
"noooo you can't ship shadouge they are found family/siblings/mlm wlw solidarity/etc"
well...
...so Rouge is into inc3st??