In Fifth Grade A Boy Tried To Impress Me By Swallowing A Whole Tadpole Live And I Punched Him So Hard

Reclaiming “the ol’ ball and chain” by using it to refer exclusively to my phone

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

I just wanted to add it was such a power move for one of the misandrists of all time to name this album this like she could lyrically EATTT Jay Z for breakfast while inventing a whole new genre of deranged on Twitter and still making bank despite being so canceled because she's that fucking good

One of my favorite little "fun facts" about Black Hollywood is the gruesome story Rihanna has told about Jay-Z flying her to this country alone at 14 (IIRC, not much older), locking her in a hotel room, and telling her "the only way she's leaving is through a window"

The older clip I've seen her babyfaced and telling this (noting the babyface because her face was forced to change artifically at what, 19? 20? After Chris Brown beat her so badly she needed reconstructive surgery, which "she must've done something to deserve we weren't there" to this fucking day, literally an Arab woman I know said this to my face a few months ago) is so chilling because she's smiling on stage at some dumbass talk show and people fucking laughed

Gratefully the TikTokker pointing it out was doing so to bring up just one of many examples of Jay-Z's predation the most famous being that he met Beyonce when she was about 16 in Destiny's Child and previously publicly dated teenaged (or near) Foxy Brown, all while in his 30s

Like why the fuck is he not being tarred and feathered as hard as his BFF Diddy? I'm so ready lol been ready since 2010

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

There are so many super young girls getting into radical feminism! That makes me hopeful for the future. 🫶🏻

But where's my radfem besties in their mid-twenties or older? I need to connect with you! ❤️

i'm so sick of hearing about how boys are struggling in school. just send them to the mines, they don't need to get an education

girl me too

"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.

six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.

point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but you won't build you the the muscles.