Girl Me Too

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

me age 7: this pokemon is named cupcake becos its random and cute 

me age 12: this pokemon is named Petri, named after petrichor, the name for the scent of rain. a close second was Nimbus, named after nimbostratus clouds in which rain forms. i was very tempted to go with Proteus, a greek shapeshifter who ruled the sea, but i realized that would be more fitting for a pokemon with a stronger attack stat. i researched these names endlessly and they took 2 hours to come up with. 

me age 15: this pokemon is named sleepy becos he looks sleepy

WHICH WAY, WOMAN IN STEM?

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

Boggles the mind that women could stomach any more after GOT I could barely even get through the first episode of that

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere