Genderisareligion666

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

lots of legit criticism about twilight but the way sparkling vampires made adult men absolutely incoherent with rage is a net positive

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

Someone will really say “this diva” and it’s a gif of Pedro pascal. I’m sick. I’m sick to death of it all

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight