Reclaiming “the Ol’ Ball And Chain” By Using It To Refer Exclusively To My Phone

beautiful women are blocking me on tumblr dot com

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

this is how engineering majors who get mad when you tell them to not work for defense contractors sound to me

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

Where's my Breakfast?

Oil on Panel 30x30 cm

Artist: Daniel Arthur