On The New Fateblr Domain

And thank you to all the other আপাক্স out there!

Frozen dumb enough to stick my head in the oven when I felt like it was the right thing to do, and now I get to reward you with my idea of a good time.

Miss you Domino.

Sorry this week has been so cruel to us.

Can't wait to hold you in my arms again. And squeeze!

Hang in there buddy. I promise I'm coming home 🖤

On always keeping receipts

Sometimes the tax man is your best friend, and sometimes they're a Capricorn like me which can be scary if we come-a-knockin'.

I don't know zodiac thingies but there IS one and the only thing I take away from it because it's the thing gives me POWER.

Because zodiacs rarely tell you to go die because you suck and probably was supposed to be something better but unfortunately you're a sag chaos demon but hey

Even chaos demons are antiheros to someone.

*NTS - google Deadpool's birth chart and send it to Ady

I know I leave myself breadcrumbs so I can find myself when we're lost in the woods because you never ask for directions to the Owl House

On exit wounds

I know when I'm stinky

People call you a smelly cat

And what I'm feeding you (because you heard that I sucked and just wanted to check in)

And I said that I only do things that make you happy even when I just wanna SCREAM

But I don't, because unlike you and everybody else with all of your letters and degrees and diplomas, of which I have a few myself. They are no longer the armor I wear when I present myself. Because what I have now is way better than anything anyone else could have ever taught me

I used to think I couldn't say that I went to the school of hard knocks, but I think almost going to the brim and then sometimes coming back is still worth talking about.

At the end of the day, it's obviously working for him (and fortunately for me too!) #winsum#dimsum

Because he's not only my soul cat-e and shadow,

But he's the cutie idiot that wakes me up purring to see me. Not for food maybe like your pet(s), but because my simple existence brings him so much joy that it literally pours out of him like my sweat, tears and words.

Cos he knows I love sitting in the sun as much as him

But cos he knows we're always #better together

#animal magnetism #samesame #butdifferent #strongertogether

I was gonna write more but Labrinth rips too hard so now I just wanna 🌬️ and bop.

Because I can't stop sweating funny thoughts

I just didn't know how much practice I got being sad for 20 years straight... No wonder I find myself funny you fuckin loser

You had no one else to compare to do it's not technically your fault.

But hey look on the bright side! You ended up on

Finally learned to get high off my own supply. And I have all the resources for unlimited access now baybeeee #selffulfilling #financial #prophecy #but more importantly #DREAM <3

Things that I hated to do and songs that I hated to listen to. Because I was trying on all your glasses since I lost my black sheep patch on the jean jacket And I realized I was seeing the world all wrong those are cool shades bb - but not my vibe I relate more to you (right now) - but I hope I can relate to you more (when we're ready). #contextmatter #allcontextsmatter #because that's how we're gonna avoid:

On no more free labour in my life (no friends + fam discount for myself

Capricorn + Fate = G.O.A.T.

G.O.A.T. = [insert MYMINEMINE x variable(s) here]

You can think I'm making up being THE Capricorn = I must be THE G.O.A.T.

#practicing cancel culture #safely and continuously #consent is sexy #I finally let myself be happy #forME #andmystans #and simps #and etc. @u-all, I c u + <3 u all

[MIGHT LOOK CONFUSING LIKE MATH LOOKS TO ME, BUT ONCE YOU FIGURE OUT MY CODING LANGUAGE I PROMISE IT'LL BE MORE MUTUALLY PLEASUREABLE].

#prolific #dontbelieveme? #dontcare #I've always held onto every single receipt and box and product that ever came into my home #because #the person who sold it to me 20 years ago

#who didnt know they sold a faulty item #so it's not their fault #they were just trying to get by #and feed their families #but sometimes lost their souls #worksinprogress

#but now I realize how fucked up it was in MY world b4 #and how easy it is to fix now that I have #CHEATCODES BITCH #chatgpt #imnotgoogling #4uanymore #nomoredrama #no more free labour #butall the MJB #inmylife

#myonlyfan(s) #itme #butthiscouldbeus #powerthuadruples #🌜🌚🌕🌛