“I’m Not Cut Out For The Life You’re Offering Me.”

Killin’ us

I have a new spiritual animal vampire:

Everard de Landen

this guy showed up and said with his whole chest he was gonna “smack Marius in his face” if he ever saw him again

headcanons for Armand in BG3's Faerun

- kidnapped from the underdark as a child by duergar and taken to Baldur’s Gate (he’s half drow)

-bought by Marius and lived in his mansion in the uppercity

- probably met Cazador Szarr through Marius (I imagine they’d be rivals and Marius is showing off Armand)

- Marius has painted Raphael’s portrait for small favours (they’ve also fucked)

- kidnapped and brainwashed by Bhaal cultists and lived in the underground temple with them

- the guardian takes on the form of Marius when showing himself to Armand

- gets taken when hunting by the mindflayers and is now ’free’ for the first time in centuries

- learns through Karlach, Gale, Astarion, Wyll, Laezel and Shadowheart that he deserves to be free (the way they all had some higher power exerting control over them oh my babies)

head mod by Cheeksart on nexus mods!

Currently playing BG3 as Armand and let me tell you the jumpscare I got when the guardian first appeared and I remembered I made him look like Marius

Artemis Fowl + aesthetic

more Phantom Armand cuz i'm obsessed

also some devil's minion chibis!

“Arguing as foreplay?” - Daniel Molloy

Young Silco😩

Turn my haters to consumers / I make vets feel like they juniors 📿⛪️🕯️