BJ Has A Very Clear Understanding Of Objectives Unfortunately He Lacks That Level Of Comprehension When

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

im sorry but no matter what i will never use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". its "ofcourse". obviously.

trying out they/them pronouns for a while just fyi

imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall

let's start speaking the insurance companies' language. this fetus needs to be aborted because it simply does not have the credit history to be trusted to pay for cost of delivery.

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

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