Im Sorry But No Matter What I Will Never Use "ofc" To Mean "of Fucking Course". Its "ofcourse". Obviously.

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

At least I have $36 now

Who knows what mischief I can cause with $36

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

Honestly, y'all, I'm begging you. Take the time to think and learn for yourself. Even if it's just something casual like knitting or cooking. Exercise your brain. It's important.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there