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Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.

Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.

Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.

Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.

Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.

Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.

Sambucky divorce isn't real and they confuse the others by being weirdly chill with eachother outside of the drama happening around the avengers

Bucky: what's happening with you rn?

Sam: nothing, oh I'm taking you to court though

Bucky: oh that's not good, can you like not do that please?

Sam: no

Bucky: hmph. Okay well that means you're gonna be in New York right?

Sam: unless they bring you guys to DC?

Bucky: well wherever it is, wanna grab lunch when the trial is over?

Sam: sure, loser of the case has to cover the bill <3 can I bring my guys along?

Bucky: fine, can I bring mine?

Sam: no, your guys deeply unsettle me

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Joaquin: I’m so confused are they fighting?

Yelena: I don’t even know anymore to be honest

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

“we were lovers in a past life” trope but the current incarnations are enemy-to-lovers trope. when. 

I want to leave the JD Vance and destiel memes aside for just a moment to tell you all guys that I, personally, as a Catholic, mourn the loss of Pope Francis.

Over the 12 years that he spent at the helm of the Holy See, Pope Francis proved himself one of the most progressive and reform-minded Supreme Pontiffs we have had, perhaps ever, the pleasure of being led by.

For all his personal failings and blunders -and believe me, there's a list- he did tremendous work on dragging Canon Law and the institutions that make up the Catholic Church towards becoming a better and more modern version of themselves. I can only hope that whoever is chosen as his successor will be even half as committed to internal reform as Francis was, and that he will continue the work Francis sadly leaves unfinished.

Descanse en Paz.