Its So Windy My Poor Poor Chickens Are Being Blown Around Like Dry Leafs They Look Like This

Hey dude. I noticed that you seem to be having a lot of symbolic association with the ouroboros icon and I just wanted to know if you were like. ok. or like, that you're experiencing time linearly and not stuck in an eternal loop of the same events.

Pretzel Manatee blesses you with his pretzel tail 🥨

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I can now fade away into secrecy as long as you all have dark mode enabled. if you don't I will take it personally. hey. hey you. you shouldn't be able to read this. jerk

Jelly-Pig

Ann Solyst (American) | Hard Pastel

hearthian food concepts :)

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

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Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

me in the. me in. the. uhm.

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

Every time I see this photo I imagine bucky with a jersey mom accent being like, “I swear to god, Sam, these kids are uncontrollable. I’ve seen better form in HYDRA agents and let me tell you, they weren’t much. Also, you’ll never fucking guess who’s here—WALKER.”