Every Time I See This Photo I Imagine Bucky With A Jersey Mom Accent Being Like, “I Swear To God, Sam,

Yelena: Ava’s smiling, did something good happen?

Ava: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Bob: Walker tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning

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fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy

The double flan emojis make the identity theft scam just a little more enticing.

“I won’t say it wasn’t meant to be, because it was. We were. Only for a short while, maybe. But we were.”

— Unknown

one of my buddies is occupying a fortified position on high ground. i'm going to kick his ass with ease