I Can Now Fade Away Into Secrecy As Long As You All Have Dark Mode Enabled. If You Don't I Will Take

I drew the gang,

The last two things Pope Francis did were to call for peace in Gaza and tell JD Vance to fuck off. Iconic end.

no cause we left him here so wtf happened

father!

THE PITT (2025-)

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

huuuuge fan of little phrases you can add to the end of your sentences just for fun. "if you even care" and "btw" and "I fear" have done sooo much for my vocabulary. if you even care

we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.

Thunderbolts* said the only thing that is going to get us through this truly fucked up timeline is holding on to our equally fucked up friends and getting through this shit together and they were so right for that