I Like When The Bus Stops Directly In Front Of You Out Of The Line Of Waiting People And Opens Its Doors.

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

im sorry but no matter what i will never use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". its "ofcourse". obviously.

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

which duck are you?

girls don't want boys, girls want megamind's fucking sick platform goth boots that he wore to fight titan

popped off with this one im afraid

Go to jury duty guys!

for no reason whatsoever here’s a reminder that if you consider yourself a leftist/punk/abolitionist/anarchist/radical in any sort of way and get called into jury duty, you are to become the most square person on earth during the jury questionnaire!!!

don’t be that guy who says fuck the police in the jury questionnaire! that just gets you sent home! if you want to generate change, interact with the case and use your jury vote for good! ESPECIALLY if it’s a high profile case!