Latest Posts by complimentmyfleshprison - Page 2

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

i didn’t have “austrian archduke getting assassinated” on my 1914 bingo card 🤣😩💯

She Boris on my Johnson until I resign

Trying to get some pyramid #head it’s been too silent on this hill

Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more

just pirated my ethics textbook. was this wrong of me? who’s to say. i’ll find out soon enough

*me talking about my fave shitty restaurant* you have to understand that the health code violations add to the flavor

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

sounds like a derry girls episode

Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year!  This one is called THE KING’S FOREST.  cw: blood, violence

the sexual tension between me & what i’m capable of

miguel myers

Whilst you were exploring each others bodies, I was exploring the catacombs

my body and brain are separate entities and neither of them are me

When characters have to fight living embodiments of their worst fears that shit must be mad therapeutic.

obsessed with this girl in my bio class who always brings a full litre bottle of coke to every lesson, today she said “im just genuinely not a nice person” to my bio teacher when he asked her why she swore so much. In year eleven before one of our gcse exams as we were lining up outside the exam hall she came up to me and said “what exam is this” and when i told her physics she said “yeah i think i can do that” and got in line

my favorite character type is a character that is gay but they have no romantic chemistry with anyone because of how fucking insane they are

“tumblr is free btw” maybe for you. this app has cost me everything

my ideal video game would be survival horror that slowly turns into a dating sim because the monsters think im cute