Complimentmyfleshprison - MY NECK MY BACK MY ANXIETY ATTACK

this is why they are shutting this fucking site down

club penguin tumblr jokes

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

astarion's UI portrait looks like he's the villain of a straight-to-dvd christmas movie from 2001 with a tagline like "this holiday... sucks"

mitä vit- LIHAKSIKKAAT?

loss of third spaces like opium dens and brothels

Keikkakesää odottaen..