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there is actually one reason i would willingly join the army and that's to desert my unit and betray my country on the eve of battle
i miss everyone
WHAT
ohhh i forgot that i start the day high and it ends so low because im working for the knife
loss of third spaces like opium dens and brothels
I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
every two months taylor swift is like iβm going to make another album of me saying ooh aah baby your love was like a knife but iβm a flower and thanks to you i can now take in more water. and everyone goes crazy over it
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iβve gotta get out of here
this canβt be happening
I think about Matti every day
I'm gonna make a post with all of the 'stick figure violence' adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I'm missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.
acok dash simulator
πΊ winterscumming
iβm sorry but the lannisters licherally canβt expect us to just ignore what they did to our liege lord lmao???? sitting up there on that jank throne like i wonβt answer the summons as soon as lord starksβ kid calls the banners goddddds the blonde hair makes those cunts stupid. also the incest probably. what is the north known for again??? forgetting??? thatβs what i thoughtβ¦β¦.
π¦ gains-of-castamere
typical northern scum lmao. bring up the βincestβ allegations all you want but nobodyβs ever allowed to mention starkβs actual bastard as if itβs just, like, fine????? weβll see whoβs laughing when king joffrey seizes your lands and holdfasts ig
π§ββοΈ womanderly
cersei lannister isnβt gonna fuck you bro
βοΈ iron-pryce
you will never fucking guess what i saw lady asha and lord greyjoyβs other kid doing on the docks today ohhhhhhhh my god
π rainbowhard
LORAS TYRELL BESTED BY A WENCH THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEE
π¦ renlybrocade
she shouldβve killed him the realm can afford to lose one twink
β€οΈβπ₯ rhollor-wifee
the comet is a sign of his coming
π¦ flor-aunt-it
me and the comet are making out sloppy style
β€οΈβπ₯ rhollor-wifee
you will burn
β¬οΈ dontcallmecrow
not my ass going on the great ranging lmao i shouldβve deserted ππ
π» lordcommandr
Report to command tent. Immediately.
β¬οΈ dontcallmecrow
oh my god
πΆ c-bitch
they really expect me to follow this metrosexual into battle. ok. gold price looking nepo baby cunt he fucking shot todric and iβm just supposed to steal a castle with him. ok!!!!!! i miss ashaβ¦β¦..
π©Έ reek
heyyyyyyy iβm in the dungeon fornormal reasons does someone wannacome say hi?
π¦ princee-of-winterfell
ok lol
π that-one-loyalist
i swear to fucking god i just saw daenerys targaryen burn down the house of the undying????? queen???? hello???
π΄ in-the-whoarde
likely place for her to be
βοΈ sonsshine
i love my dad i love boats this is great weβre going to blackwater next iβm sure our victory will be righteous in the eyes of our lord
βοΈ sonsshine
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What's wrong, smoothskin? Never thought a ghoul could be America's next drag superstar?
have we tried substance abuse my liege
astarion's UI portrait looks like he's the villain of a straight-to-dvd christmas movie from 2001 with a tagline like "this holiday... sucks"
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
oh my godβ¦ i love you free playable disco elysium gameboy demake on itch.io π₯Ή
when you know thereβs literally no way your prehistoric laptop can handle baldurβs gate 3 so you decide to get creative and work with what you have (and what you have is a 2009 life simulation game and hardly any custom content)
i mean, if you close your eyes heβs almost indistinguishable
poses by: k2m1too
The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word βcapitalismβ.
βToo many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.β
My life is now separated into 2 eras: BPT (before Preminger towel) and APT (after Preminger towel)
Which of the Targaryen Visenya wannabes came the closest to her slay in your opinion
wow i am so glad you asked. welcome to house targaryenβs next top visenya letβs get our top contenders on the board
Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement
His geriatric charm and decrepit cunt serve have bewitched me body and soul
this is a safe space for beautiful brown eyed insane women