I Didn’t Have “austrian Archduke Getting Assassinated” On My 1914 Bingo Card 🤣😩💯

olen leikkaamassa kakkua, jonka sisuksen väri kertoo mitä sukupuolta lapseni on. kakku on sisältä sininen. hänestä tulee smurffi, kuten minusta ja isästään. meidän yhteiskuntamme ei ole tarpeeksi teknologisesti kehittynyt että voisimme määrittää sikiön sukupuolen ennen syntymää. smurffausvalistusta ei ole. lääketiede on ala-arvoista ja sairaala on ontoksi koverrettu sieni. minua pelottaa

Me putting on ugly mismatched high level armor to go do a difficult mission

i can’t relate to people who bitch about reddit. name one other website where you’ll get subjected to such an assortment of guys

i wish i was born in Morrowind

every day i would inhale ash and blight. I would drink sujamma with my Great House. I would talk to outlanders about Solstheim. Every night i would have disturbing dreams about a man in a golden mask. i would also be more likely to meet ALMSIVI, Saint Jiub, and Barenziah.

Solstheim A terrible place, I’ve heard. There’s a boat from Khuul, if you have any reason to go.

there is actually one reason i would willingly join the army and that's to desert my unit and betray my country on the eve of battle