My Body And Brain Are Separate Entities And Neither Of Them Are Me

His geriatric charm and decrepit cunt serve have bewitched me body and soul

invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

astarion's UI portrait looks like he's the villain of a straight-to-dvd christmas movie from 2001 with a tagline like "this holiday... sucks"

Magic isn’t about wizards or spells. Magic is about taking pictures that look like they were photographed in Russia.

i can’t relate to people who bitch about reddit. name one other website where you’ll get subjected to such an assortment of guys

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

losing it over this