Don’t Even Get Me Started On Clones-

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

did this in 2022 but i figured i post it since i didn’t before.

(it’s kinda bad but pls ignore)

naruto isn't about who's morally right or wrong, it's about who's your favourite child soldier perpetuating the cycle of violence

remade

do you think he’s capable of love even though he’s from new jersey

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.