Odysseus: If You Bite It And You Die, It’s Poisonous. If It Bites You And You Die, It’s Venomous.

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[F] - Fenrir or Fenrisúlfr

That time Hermes stole some of Apollo's cattle.

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Look is no one else gonna make a big deal about the fact that in the middle of battle Achilles’ horses stopped in their tracks and started crying over the death of Patroclus? And refused to move despite Automedon begging them and whipping them to try to get them off the field until they were literally compelled to move by Zeus himself?? Because I can’t stop thinking about it.

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[A] - Ægir was a primeval god, more ancient than many other Norse deities.

He was the god of the sea, the counterpart of the Greek god Poseidon and the Roman god Neptune

Aegir and his wife Ran carried a net with which they could trap seafarers and pull them down to their underwater kingdom. Drowned sailors were said to dine at Aegir’s banquet hall. The underwater couple had nine daughters - the ocean waves.

How I now percieve the Trojan War heroes :) (acheans)

Achilles: 🎶Una perra sorprendente / Curvilínea y elocuente / Magnificamente colosal / Extravagante y animal🎶 + anger issues

Patroclus: beloved by everyone (exept fate)

Ajax the Greater: strONK but no mental health and anger issues / da himbo

Diomedes: Perfection Incarnated/ Batman/Boss Baby

Odysseus/Ulysses: that one guy who has the only braincell in all the Achean camp and either uses it for war crimes or shares it with Diomedes, which is basically the same / Shortdysseus / Tinysses

Menelaus: certified UwU Dad

Agamemnon: Luisa from Encanto + some greed and curses / CEO of daddy issues / Raspberry cupcake / Lesser batman

Nestor: Respectable Grandpa

Antilochus: the bby

Ajax the Lesser: who?

*Patroclus climbing the wall of Troy as Achilles*

Automedon: Patroclus no STOP let’s go back you’re not following Achilles command patro-

Oh My God he’s wearing Airpods ,he can’t hear us .

Agamemnon: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Patroclus: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Automedon: I got distracted about halfway through.

Achilles: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Helios (Ἥλιος) was one of the Titans and personification of the Sun.

Ares: But, Father, don't you care about my feelings too?! Zeus: Aww, Ares. Zeus: No, of course not.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[A] - Atlas (Ἄτλας) was the leader of the Titan rebellion against Zeus, and he got a fitting punishment after the end of the Titanomachy: he was condemned to eternally hold up the sky.