*Patroclus Climbing The Wall Of Troy As Achilles*

Hyacinthus: Oh my Apollo. Zephyrus: Don't you mean 'oh my gods'? Hyacinthus: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

“”“professional associates”” i know what you are

Telemachus: And then, I went to Sparta and met your best friend-

Odysseus: Diomedes was in Sparta?

Telemachus: No, your other best friend.

Odysseus: Agamemnon’s ghost?

Telemachus: No, his brother-

Odysseus: Castor? That’s Agamemnon’s brother in law silly.

Telemachus: No, the person you went to Troy for.

Odysseus: Aw, Helen said we were best friends? That’s sweet.

Telemachus: No, her husband.

Odysseus: I always knew Paris liked me deep-down.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[M] - Medusa (Μέδουσα) was one of the three Gorgons, daughters of Phorcys and Ceto. A beautiful mortal, Medusa was the exception in the family, until she incurred the wrath of Athena, either due to her boastfulness or because of an ill-fated love affair with Poseidon. Transformed into a vicious monster with snakes for hair, she was killed by Perseus, who afterward used her still potent head as a weapon, before gifting it to Athena.

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Hel is a giantess and/or goddess who rules over the identically-named Hel, the underworld where many of the dead dwell.

I was supposed to do homework but I think Pinterest just gave me the greatest fucking assist of all time.

Phobos : I told Deimos his ears flush when he lie.
Eros: Why?
Phobos : Look.
Phobos : Hey Deimos ! Do you love us?
Deimos , covering his ears: No.
Eros:

Slavic mythology from A to Z:

[A] - Alkonost and Sirin (Алконост и Сирин)

Alkonost in Russian legends is a bird of paradise with the head and hands of a girl. Legends say that Alkonost carries eggs to the depths of the sea in the middle of winter. Alkonost is singing so beautifully that the one who has heard it forgets about everything in the world.

In the medieval Russian legends, Sirin is definitely considered to be a bird of paradise, which sometimes flies to the earth and sings prophetic songs about future bliss, but sometimes these songs can be harmful to humans. Therefore, in some legends, Sirin acquires a negative value, so that it is even beginning to be considered a dark bird, the messenger of the underworld.

Phobos: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Thanatos: You mean literally or figuratively? Phobos: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...