Greek mythology from A to Z:
[H] - Helios (Ἥλιος) was one of the Titans and personification of the Sun.
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Greek mythology from A to Z:
[N] - Nike (Νίκη) was the goddess of victory, depicted as having wings, hence her alternative name “Winged Goddess”.
Some Iliads!
1. Antilochus is the only person in the Iliad to ever make Achilles smile–it’s after Patroclus dies and Antilochus is a brat about a horse race
2. Menesthios is Achilles’ nephew and commander, his dad’s a river god and his mom’s Achilles’ much older sister, Polydora who is a cool lady in that she was crazy enough to bang a river
3. I AM NICE TO HEKTOR SOMETIMES I LET HIM SMOOCH HIS WIFE
4. Ajax!
Hyacinthus: I want to kiss you.
Zephyrus, not paying attention: What?
Hyacinthus: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
Norse mythology from A to Z:
[E] - Eir (Old Norse “help, mercy”) is a goddess and/or valkyrie associated with medical skill.
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Greek mythology from A to Z:
[N] - Nyx (Νύξ) was the personification of the night, and the daughter of Chaos.
Ares: i want to stab you right now
Athena:
Ares: but my therapist said no
Athena: do it, pussy bitch. i dare you
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[P] - Pandora (Πανδώρα), the first woman, was created by Zeus to neutralize the blessing of fire, which had been stolen by Prometheus from Olympus.
In Hesiod’s Works and Days, Pandora had a jar containing all manner of misery and evil. Zeus sent her to Epimetheus, who forgot the warning of his brother Prometheus and made Pandora his wife. She afterward opened the jar, from which the evils flew out over the earth. Hope alone remained inside, the lid having been shut down before she could escape.
Menelaus: How do you politely tell someone you want to throw a brick at their face?
Odysseus: My person wishes to reach your facial features with a fundamental object for the creation of walls in numerous times.
Menelaus, to Paris: What he just said.