Norse mythology from A to Z:
[A] - Ægir was a primeval god, more ancient than many other Norse deities.
He was the god of the sea, the counterpart of the Greek god Poseidon and the Roman god Neptune
Aegir and his wife Ran carried a net with which they could trap seafarers and pull them down to their underwater kingdom. Drowned sailors were said to dine at Aegir’s banquet hall. The underwater couple had nine daughters - the ocean waves.
Norse mythology from A to Z:
[S] - Skaði is a jötunn and goddess associated with bowhunting, skiing, winter, and mountains. She is the daughter of the frost giant Þjazi and wife of the sea god Njörd.
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[H] - Hermaphroditus (Ἑρμαφρόδιτος) was the son of Hermes and Aphrodite. He was born as a boy, and was raised by naiad nymph on Mount Ida. When he reached the age of fifteen, he decided to explore further from his surroundings and eventually reached the forest of Caria near Halicarnassus. There, he met the nymph Salmacis in a pool, who was overcome with desire for the boy. However, she was rejected by him, who after thinking the nymph had left, undressed and entered the pool. Salmacis then suddenly appeared and wrapped herself around him. While he was trying to evade her, she asked the gods to be forever united with Hermaphroditus, and the gods listened to her wish. As a result, their bodies were blended into one and became a creature of two sexes.
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[H] - Hypnos (Ὕπνος) is the personification of sleep.
“”“professional associates”” i know what you are
[at the store]
Hera: excuse me, i lost my son. can i make an announcement?
employee: of course
Hera, into the mic: goodbye you little shit
Hephaestus in the tools section, looking up: what-
Venus and Anchises by William Blake Richmond (1889-90)
Therapist: so... you scored a 26 out of 28 on your mental health questionnaire
Poseidon: that means i'm good at mental health, right?
Therapist: it means you're having a crisis
Poseidon:
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[H] - Hestia (Ἑστία) is the goddess of the hearth, the family and the home. Cronus’ and Rhea’s first-born child, she was pure and peaceful.
Persephone: what are you drinking? I said no alcohol so close to bedtime
Dionysus: ma, it’s just tea!
Persephone: tea???
Dionysus:
Dionysus: -quila