Briseis: I Spy With My Little Eye, Something That Starts With An ‘s’.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[E] - Eurydice (Εὐρυδίκη) was a nymph, one of the daughters of the god Apollo. She was married to Orpheus, a legendary musician and poet.

A wild Artemis and Apollo appear. 🌿

I wanted to depict them before their debut on Olympus. If I could go back I would redraw them with more animal skins in their clothing to really add that touch of wildness... but ah well, there's always next time.

Ares: I may be thousands of years old, but I have the body of a 20 years old boy.

Aphrodite: Then show me, baby.

Ares: *walks towards the freezer*

Agamemnon: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Patroclus: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Automedon: I got distracted about halfway through.

Achilles: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[F] - Fenrir or Fenrisúlfr

Achilles: any cute things to call your partner?

Agamemnon: sugar

Menelaus: honey

Diomedes: flour

Odysseus: egg

Nestor: 1/2lb butter

Antilochus: stir

Briseis: pour into a pan

Patroclus: preheat oven to 350 degrees

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[E] - Eros (Ἔρως) was god of sexual attraction, a constant companion of Aphrodite.

Hermes: So how did Hyacinthus die?

Zephyrus: Natural causes.

Apollo,*sobbing*: you directed a discus at his fucking head!!!

Zephyrus: Wind is natural on this planet.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[C] - Chaos (χάος) was the very first of all, the origin of everything, the empty, unfathomable space at the beginning of time.

The reason Zeus, Zephyrus, Agamemnon and Theseus are so important to Greek mythology is that they give us an excuse to make memes.

I mean, I REALLY HATE THEM ALL but the memes about their myths are the best