Ares: I May Be Thousands Of Years Old, But I Have The Body Of A 20 Years Old Boy.

The reason Zeus, Zephyrus, Agamemnon and Theseus are so important to Greek mythology is that they give us an excuse to make memes.

I mean, I REALLY HATE THEM ALL but the memes about their myths are the best

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[T] - Thor (Old Norse: Þórr) is the god of thunder, the sky, and agriculture.

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[V] - Valkyries is a group of maidens who served the god Odin and were sent by him to the battlefields to choose the slain who were worthy of a place in Valhalla.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[O] - Oizys (Ὀϊζύς) is the goddess of misery, suffering, depression and anxiety.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[C] - Chaos (χάος) was the very first of all, the origin of everything, the empty, unfathomable space at the beginning of time.

Anne Carson, Plainwater: Essays and Poetry

Therapist: so... you scored a 26 out of 28 on your mental health questionnaire

Poseidon: that means i'm good at mental health, right?

Therapist: it means you're having a crisis

Poseidon:

i don't rate books based on character development and plot holes. if it made me bawl my eyes out and search up its fanarts at 3 am it's a 5/5

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Hecate (Ἑκάτη) is the goddess of magic and witchcraft. She was also closely associated to the spiritual world, ghosts, and the dead.

The fact that Python is Apollo's greatest enemy and snake is Asclepius' sacred animal will always be funny

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