Achilles: any cute things to call your partner?
Agamemnon: sugar
Menelaus: honey
Diomedes: flour
Odysseus: egg
Nestor: 1/2lb butter
Antilochus: stir
Briseis: pour into a pan
Patroclus: preheat oven to 350 degrees
The Anemoi - Greek gods of wind The Four Brothers: Zephyrus (The West), Notus (The South), Eurus (The East), and Boreas (The North).
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[A] - Ate (Ἄτη) was the goddess of mischief and ruin
Hyacinthus: I want to kiss you.
Zephyrus, not paying attention: What?
Hyacinthus: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
Persephone: what are you drinking? I said no alcohol so close to bedtime
Dionysus: ma, it’s just tea!
Persephone: tea???
Dionysus:
Dionysus: -quila
Norse mythology from A to Z:
[E] - Eir (Old Norse “help, mercy”) is a goddess and/or valkyrie associated with medical skill.
Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
Medusa by Alice Pike Barney
Antilochus: I’m going to Taco Bell do you want anything?
Achilles: *crying* I just want Patroclus back
Antilochus: Yeah…I only have like…12 dollars…
Norse mythology from A to Z:
[A] - Ægir was a primeval god, more ancient than many other Norse deities.
He was the god of the sea, the counterpart of the Greek god Poseidon and the Roman god Neptune
Aegir and his wife Ran carried a net with which they could trap seafarers and pull them down to their underwater kingdom. Drowned sailors were said to dine at Aegir’s banquet hall. The underwater couple had nine daughters - the ocean waves.
Hyacinth, the son of Amyclas, born with a beauty so grand it rivaled that of Endymion and Ganymede.
And Helen, who’s face was one that launched one thousand ships.