Hermes: So How Did Hyacinthus Die?

Hermes: So how did Hyacinthus die?

Zephyrus: Natural causes.

Apollo,*sobbing*: you directed a discus at his fucking head!!!

Zephyrus: Wind is natural on this planet.

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[A] - Ate (Ἄτη) was the goddess of mischief and ruin

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[B] - Baldr was favorite son of Óðinn and Frigg, Hermóðr brother, Nanna’s husband, Forseti’s father. The myth of the death of Baldr is a kind of introduction to the Scandinavian eschatological cycle - his death serves as foreboding of the destruction of the gods and the whole world (Ragnarok).

It is impossible to completely exclude the connection of the myth of Baldr with the cults of fertility and ancient oriental myths, and even more so Christian influences. At its core, the myth of Baldr is most likely a myth of the first death, complicated by the motives of military initiations (the names are characteristic: Baldr - lord, Höðr - fighter, Hermóðr - courageous). It is possible that Höðr is “the murderer by the hand” (handbani); Baldr - the hypostasis of Odin himself; in a certain sense, Loki - his “assassin advice” (ráðbani) is also Odin’s “counterpart”.

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[P] - Phobos (Φόβος) was the god of fear. The followers of his cult made bloody sacrifices.

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In Greek mythology, the Horses of Achilles are a pair of immortal horses which were given to Peleus by Poseidon as a gift when he married Thetis. These horses eventually drew the chariot of Achilles during the Trojan War. These horses were born to Zephyrus and Podarge, and they are named Balius (Greek: Βαλιος, Balios, “piebald”) and Xanthus (Greek: Ξανθος, Xanthos, “bayard”).

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*Phobos passing by with a knife*

Ares: Is that for your brother?

Phobos: Yup.

Ares:I don't think so...

*Ares passes him a bigger knife*

Phobos: Thanks dad!

Aphrodite *following him behind*: Wait! No killing your brother!

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