Deimos:(gleefully) A Hit, Eh? You Want Us To Make Em Suffer? Or Just End It, Quick And Quiet-like?

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[A] -  Asclepius (Ἀσκληπιός) was the god of medicine, son of the god Apollo. Asclepius was given to the Centaur Chiron, who raised him and taught him medicine and the healing arts. At some point, Asclepius healed a snake, which in return taught him secret knowledge - snakes were considered divine beings that were wise and could heal.

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[N] - Nótt - is night personified, one of the first giants, grandmother of Thor.

Achilles: Quick! You're losing so much blood! What's your type?

Patroclus: Long blond hair, dreamy eyes, sweet smile.

Achilles, staring at him and blushing: ...Oh.

Patroclus: *dies*

Helen and Hyacinthus of Sparta

Hyacinth, the son of Amyclas, born with a beauty so grand it rivaled that of Endymion and Ganymede.

And Helen, who’s face was one that launched one thousand ships.

Zephyrus "The Gentle One" & Flora The herald of Spring, Zephyrus (god of the west wind) is known as the most gentle among his brothers. When he descends, he melts the winter snow, bringing with him life-giving winds, warmth, and the joy of spring. As a result of Zephyrus kissing Chloris, a nymph, she became Flora, the goddess of flowers and new growth.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Harmonia (Ἁρμονία) is the goddess of concord and harmony.

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[L] - Loki

[at the store]

Hera: excuse me, i lost my son. can i make an announcement?

employee: of course

Hera, into the mic: goodbye you little shit

Hephaestus in the tools section, looking up: what-

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[B] - Bia (Βία) was a Titan goddess and the personification of force.

It’s  weird for me that Ulysses was a trickster and a liar during the siege and that was ok. But Antilochus won a chariot racing by using simple physics tricks and that wasn’t fair play.

Those guys would be horrified by high performance athlete nowadays.