Greek Mythology From A To Z:

just imagine a boy flirting with a girl in ancient greece and he tells her "you're prettier than aphrodite" and instead of blushing and saying "thank you" she goes BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WHY THE F*CK DID YOU SAY THAT DO YOU WANT ME F*CKING DEAD OR WHAT

Aeneas and His Father Fleeing Troy Simon Vouet (French; 1590–1649) ca. 1635 Oil on canvas San Diego Museum of Art, San Diego, California

Saw someone say that when a Child of Ares speaks (even if theyre whispering), everyone he/she is talking to WILL hear them because you cannot ignore war. Just sit a think about that for a second.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Harmonia (Ἁρμονία) is the goddess of concord and harmony.

Ajax And Cassandra by Solomon Joseph Solomon, 1886.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Hephaestus (Ἥφαιστος) is the god of blacksmiths and fire. Called “the celestial artificer,” he was also associated with other craftsmen (sculptors, carpenters, metalworkers).

Hera: you’re just gonna leave me? Like this?

Zeus: like what? I’m just going to the meat market.

Hera, sulking: you may as well just rip my heart in two

Zeus: wha- what did I do??

Hera: it’s what you didn’t do

Zeus:

Hera:

Zeus: oh

Zeus: *kisses Hera’s head* better?

Hera: much :)

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[B] - Bragi is the god of eloquence and poetry, and the patron of skalds in Norse mythology. Originally, Bragi did not belong the pantheon of gods. He was a poet from the 9th century, Bragi Boddason. Poets from later centuries made him a god.

*Patroclus climbing the wall of Troy as Achilles*

Automedon: Patroclus no STOP let’s go back you’re not following Achilles command patro-

Oh My God he’s wearing Airpods ,he can’t hear us .

Hyacinthus: I want to kiss you.

Zephyrus, not paying attention: What?

Hyacinthus: I said if you die, I wont miss you.