It’s  Weird For Me That Ulysses Was A Trickster And A Liar During The Siege And That Was Ok. But Antilochus

*Ares showing younger Phobos and Deimos his weapon collection*

Ares: This is Dorothea, this is Lydia, and this one is Anastasia

Young Deimos: Are any of them boys, or are they all girls?

Ares: Girls? These are women

Hephaestus: i don't wanna talk about my feelings

Apollo: i do

Dionysus: we know, Apollo

Apollo: i'm horny

Hephaestus: we know, Apollo

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[C] - Calypso (Καλυψώ) was a nymph who captured Odysseus for many years, before he finally managed to escape. She lived on the mythical island of Ogygia.

‘Hermés Kelly Bag’ customized by Jun Takahashi

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[B] - Bia (Βία) was a Titan goddess and the personification of force.

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[O] - Odin

just imagine a boy flirting with a girl in ancient greece and he tells her "you're prettier than aphrodite" and instead of blushing and saying "thank you" she goes BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WHY THE F*CK DID YOU SAY THAT DO YOU WANT ME F*CKING DEAD OR WHAT

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[E] - Eurydice (Εὐρυδίκη) was a nymph, one of the daughters of the god Apollo. She was married to Orpheus, a legendary musician and poet.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Hades (Ἀΐδης) is the god of the Underworld and King of the Dead, spirits, the dark arts, darkness.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[A] - Apollo (Ἀπόλλων) was the god of poetry, art, archery, plague, sun, light, knowledge and music