I Won’t Hide It: I’m So Unused To Being – Well, Understood, Perhaps, – So Unused To It, That

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[I] - Iris (Ἶρις) was the goddess – or, better yet, personification – of the rainbow, and a messenger for the gods.

Apollo: Hyacinthus, it's cold outside. Let's hold hands. Hyacinthus: Oh okay! Zephyrus: it's fucking summer-

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[F] - Forseti is the god of justice, public judgment, mediation, and reconciliation.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[N] - Nike (Νίκη) was the goddess of victory, depicted as having wings, hence her alternative name “Winged Goddess”.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[E] - Eris (Ἔρις) was goddess of chaos, strife and discord.

Cupid and Psyche, Paolo Andrea Triscornia, late 18th century, marble, Hermitage Museum, Saint Petersburg.

Achilles: Quick! You're losing so much blood! What's your type?

Patroclus: Long blond hair, dreamy eyes, sweet smile.

Achilles, staring at him and blushing: ...Oh.

Patroclus: *dies*

The fact that Python is Apollo's greatest enemy and snake is Asclepius' sacred animal will always be funny

Part 2

Eva Rydin as Lucia, 1955, Sweden.

Achilles: Can you see us on the mountain?

Thetis: No. Why do you ask?

Achilles: No. Reason.

*later at the mountain*

Achilles: SHE COULDNT SEE US. FOR THREE YEARS.

Patroclus: Oh?

Achilles: FOR THREE YEARS. SHE COULDN'T SEE US. FOR. THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Achilles: THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Achilles: WE COULDVE BEEN FUCKING. FOR. THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Chiron: i ship it.

Thetis: What the fuck