Greek Mythology From A To Z:

Can I get uuuuuuuuh hog chine for the war boys

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[M] - Máni is the personification of the moon.

The fact that most translations and commentaries I’ve read says that

alius Latio iam partus Achilles, natus et ipse dea

Now/already another Achilles has been born [Latio], and he too is the son of a godess

refers only to Turnus really downgrades the ambiguity in this statement. Because Latio could mean in Latium, in which case it’s Turnus. But it could also mean for/on behalf of Latium. And it’s Aeneas who’s been consistently called the son of a goddess and who will take Achilles’ place at the end when he essentially recreates the Trojan War in Italy. 

This is the ambiguity of prophecy where it refers to two people at once. It’s not just Turnus because, in the end, Turnus isn’t the inheritor of Achilles. Aeneas is.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[G] - Gaia or Gaea (Γαῖα) is the personification of the Earth, and, for all intents and purposes, the Mother of Everything Beautiful in the world.

How I now percieve the Trojan War heroes :) (acheans)

Achilles: 🎶Una perra sorprendente / Curvilínea y elocuente / Magnificamente colosal / Extravagante y animal🎶 + anger issues

Patroclus: beloved by everyone (exept fate)

Ajax the Greater: strONK but no mental health and anger issues / da himbo

Diomedes: Perfection Incarnated/ Batman/Boss Baby

Odysseus/Ulysses: that one guy who has the only braincell in all the Achean camp and either uses it for war crimes or shares it with Diomedes, which is basically the same / Shortdysseus / Tinysses

Menelaus: certified UwU Dad

Agamemnon: Luisa from Encanto + some greed and curses / CEO of daddy issues / Raspberry cupcake / Lesser batman

Nestor: Respectable Grandpa

Antilochus: the bby

Ajax the Lesser: who?

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Hypnos (Ὕπνος) is the personification of sleep.

Nike: *catwalking with fancy Nike shoes* Hermes: *swinging a fancy Hermès handbag* Aphrodite: *flexing fancy Venus jewelry and lingerie* Artemis: What are they doing? Apollo: Olympus Fashion Show.

Ares and Aphrodite texting:

Aphrodite: Good night xxx!

Ares: Good night.

Aphrodite: It would be better if you put x's at the end of the sentences, xxx!

Ares: Ok?

Ares: Good night Calliope, Otrera, Althea, Terpsichore!

Something was in that Spartan water 💀

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[F] - Forseti is the god of justice, public judgment, mediation, and reconciliation.