Cypher, Setting Down A Card: Ace Of Spades.

fade: did you eat all of the brownies downstairs??

sova: haha yes they were amazing. you made them?

fade: it'll kick in soon

sova: i- what will

sova: what will kick in

sova: fade

the heartsteel boys!!

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

Fade: FOUR MONTHS

Sova: What’s she talking about?

Cypher: It’s not that big of a deal—

Fade: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

some agents in cold weather

viper, pointing to omen's new cloak: what color is this?

sova: gray.

fade: grey.

viper, turning to omen: now tell them what color you think it is.

omen: dark white.

its funny how you can just kill sova to make a villain arc fic (no res au) w literally every sova pairing lmao like cyberowl? kill sova. soviper? kill sova. somber? kill sova. tremorbolt? kill sova again because the other character is already mentally unstable so lets make them worse with killing their emotional support hunter bf

sova: hello? cypher, where on earth are you?

cypher: (on the phone) I waved to a man because I thought he was waving at me. Apparently, he was waving to the guy behind me. So to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up so a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in new york. I should be home by thursday.

sova: wait, wha-

fade: understandable, have a nice day.