Some Agents In Cold Weather

currently busy w exams but i just remembered this one thing abt yasuo probably thinking that the events of kin of the stained blade were just a drug-induced hallucination, and honest to god idk if it's canon or just a hc but that actually makes me so upset bc if the closest thing we have to their reconciliation is written off as a hallucination im flipping tables

Theory: Young Sova Was Chaotic AF

I have this theory that Sova was spoiled by his grandma growing up (bc what grandma doesn’t spoil their grandkids) and had a major rebellious teenage phase because of that

Was a real headache to raise during this phase but got away with it bc his babushka was respected in the military (Imma connect this to that hc i saw somewhere before where his babushka was military and taught him archery)

He and his friends prolly pulled absolute stupid pranks on each other, sometimes using scraps of bullets, shells, and other shit they’d pick up from the nearby military base in Severomorsk

But he got humbled around his early 20s when he’s already in the navy and is now such a soft loving wholesome boy especially towards his babushka

That’s not to say he and his cadet friends were always on their best behavior either

But instead of being the fire starter, he’s the camera guy in every shenanigan (having a camera out in the field so often may have started his knack for intel gathering, drone piloting, and nature photography)

Reference for military shenanigans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eovfIlgiAw

(I just play the vid like I’m fiddling with Sova’s old files and every time the camera guy cackles, I imagine it’s Sova)

Would kinda explain why this guy’s so calm in the VP, man’s prolly almost done it all

Also puts some extra meaning behind Chamber’s line: “Sova, now here is a man of principle! But you have broken rules before, yes? Ah, of course you have.”

fade: “go hang a salami” backwards is “i’m a lasagna hog” and that pleases me

sova: how did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

Cypher, talking about the blackmailer situation: I don’t think we can manipulate, mansplain, or malewife our way out of this one

Sova, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is

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Cypher: I've been living with 20 people without any of them knowing a single detail about my life. This is so easy.

Sova: *passing by* Hey Amir, do you think-

Cypher: *cocks a gun* I've been living with 19 people-

wait so if the first light happened in 2039 and cypher is canonically in his thirties (late thirties probably). that means.

that means cypher was born around 2010-2014.

i was coerced into posting these

part [1/?]

until death do us part

sova: STOP

sova: STOP TALKING ABOUT GETTING POSSESSED

fade: i'm free real estate

sova: YOU'RE NOT FREE REAL ESTATE