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fade: you know that voice in your head that tells you that you're doing something wrong?
cypher: you mean the one that sounds like sova?
Fade: FOUR MONTHS
Sova: What’s she talking about?
Cypher: It’s not that big of a deal—
Fade: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
i don’t think i’ll ever get over the sheer narrative hilarity of sova’s ult like
raze is explosive inside and out, a rocket launcher makes sense
brim’s whole deal is gear-based, so a satellite strike makes … some sense
but kit-wise sova is scoping out and clearing sites, personality-wise he’s a pretty supportive, nice guy who i guess sometimes just has to go apeshit and fry someone through a solid wall with a laser blast the size of a human being
and you know he didn’t ask for that shit himself, you know that one day it was just “oh hey, here’s the new bow, by the way it’s also a giant laser gun” and he was like “thank– a what”
some agents in cold weather
no i will not be taking constructive criticisms at this time
i think sova should steal one of cypher's cameras and rig it to connect it to his eye so when he goes to clean up his undercut and can just slap one on the wall behind him and tap into it when he needs to shave the back of section of his head
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Incorrect Valorant Part [9/?]