That Being Said I'm Not Actually Always Opposed To Conflict Free Fluff I Am Just Opposed To The Characters

incorrect valorant (5/?)

Cypher, talking about the blackmailer situation: I don’t think we can manipulate, mansplain, or malewife our way out of this one

Sova, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is

Cypher: I've been living with 20 people without any of them knowing a single detail about my life. This is so easy.

Sova: *passing by* Hey Amir, do you think-

Cypher: *cocks a gun* I've been living with 19 people-

no i will not be taking constructive criticisms at this time

heartsteel Christmas music head canons

some of you guys might know that I m from a family thats... a lot into music, and since I m visiting them for the holidays they definitely inspired some heartsteel headcanons xD

Yone, giving Aphelios a new instrument for Christmas and Phil playing it 24/7 until Kayn starts throwing paper balls at him, Ezreal is about to cry from overstimulation and K'Sante threatens to carry him outside if he wont stop </3

Aphelios and Ezreal forcing everyone to play Christmas songs together, Yone octaves down a part thats written in treble clef to play a song for two recorders (aphelios) and piano (ez) on the cello

Kayn just sitting in the corner and laughing his ass off (he can ofc not play piano when ez plays it already, and the guitar and bass just doesnt work for classical Christmas songs!)

Sett gets a triangle bc he is the only one who doesnt play another instrument

K'Sante playing the saxophone and being too loud for Aphelion's recorder :c and starting to almost cry because the recorder, cello and piano are in c while he is stuck with a shit ton of #'s and ß's

Kayn suddenly being forced to play the piano bc ezreal wants to try out the recorder with aphelios and they need the piano, but playing with 0 practice is hard. thank god kayn knows the piano well enough...

but k'sante just stopped trying and simply improvises, he isnt playing the melody anyway so why not simply hold the #e for half the song?

can i just say that the funniest choice the valorant design team has made is giving sova, a man who's canonically born with a darker hair color than the one he has now, platinum blonde hair

this insinuates that he in fact either got it done in either a salon, by a friend who knows how to bleach, or by himself and i love that

Fade: FOUR MONTHS

Sova: What’s she talking about?

Cypher: It’s not that big of a deal—

Fade: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

sova and omen are cute i like their interactions 😊😇

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

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