JK Rowling: I Hate Drarry Shippers

Checking my phone like someone’s actually gonna text 💀

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

Wolfstar vs Jegulus

“Oh how do you stay positive when the world is so awful how can you stay positive when our lives are falling apart-“ SPITE!!!!! ITS SPITE GODDAMN IT!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE ANGRY AT THE WORLD AS A TEENAGER?? THAT KID WAS RIGHT AND YES IT FUCKING SUCKS AND NO, ITS NOT FAIR, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT FAIR!!!!

omg frrr

listen i love hermione but can we stop victimising her?

she’s not some overlooked, underappreciated character. her brilliance gets acknowledged all the bloody time. remus and sirius literally call her the brightest witch of her age and harry praises her like three million times throughout the books. and she’s one of the most popular characters in franchise. where is she underappreciated?

god i hate woke culture.

it’s honestly rather insulting to claim the feminist narrative with hermione because all these woke idiots try to claim that she’s some exhausted damsel in distress forever in servitude to these two tyrannical boys who use the hell out of her and it’s absolutely not the case.

she’s not a pushover. if she has a problem, she would argue and fight back. she and ron bicker all the time in the books. she’s ridiculously stubborn with her convictions in the books. she’s more than recognised for her talents, both remus and sirius literally call her the brightest witch of her age.

here’s this competent, intelligent, loyal, assertive female character whose talents are more than recognised and admired by her friends and everyone around her and then here comes these woke idiots who claim that she’s this poor little girl whose talents get taken advantage of, implying she’s this weak and spineless little thing who doesn’t speak up against her supposedly ungrateful friends who regularly show their appreciation and love for her, it’s such an insult to the character.

A bit upset that my four year old niece figured out how to fold the beach chairs and I still don’t know how to do it

this was so brutal im struggling to understand how narcissa didnt just turn to dust right here

i know i use the word iconic a lot in relation to harry james potter but i feel it bears repeating here