Nico! I heard someone stole ur man.
False alarm. No one is stealing anything. Trust me... -Nico
i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon
Will totally let’s the little campers put bows n shit in his hair. And fun bandaids all over his body. You walk into the infirmary and his appearance is a collage of every person he’s seen that day. Doodles connecting his freckles, bows and hair clips scattered through his curls, bandaids all over his arms, etc
im so excited for this damn book you have no idea
(i know frank isnt on the cover but i dont care i love him 😞 chinese stick together)
love this so much
What appeals to me about whump: an incomplete list
gay people will say some shit like "I re-wrote an entire play to include you and also have you as my fictional love interest and also it's named after you now" instead of just saying "I love you"
Checking my phone like someone’s actually gonna text 💀
i know i use the word iconic a lot in relation to harry james potter but i feel it bears repeating here
In this AU Harry starts seeing a Muggle therapist, one who remains completely unfazed by everything he says. Dragons, Horcruxes, Death eaters? The therapist calmly nods, assuming it’s all metaphor. Meanwhile, Harry speaks with complete sincerity, telling the literal truth. (maybe will do a series if you guys like it, I will maybe try other characters too lol)
Harry: "It all started when I was eleven. A giant broke down my door and told me I was a wizard."
Therapist (nodding thoughtfully): "Ah. The giant could symbolize your inner potential crashing through childhood repression."
Harry: "No, I mean literally. Hagrid. Half-giant."
Therapist: "You’ve given your inner strength a name. Beautiful."
·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:·✩°。 ⋆⸜ 💋 daphne★ {🎀} .. she/her☆🌸。・aries★‧₊˚ 🍓⋅infp☆・.🥀 「bi & ace ty」·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:·have a great day, babe!
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